You'll have to excuse me if my posting is sporadic this week.
We are in the throes of potty training.
Today is day 1 and so far the only person earning treats for peeing on the potty has been me.
All upholstery is covered in towels and blankets and the carpet cleaner is close at hand.
If I hear one more wail of "Ew yucky!" I'm going to lock myself in the pantry and cry.
Diapers never looked so good.